The 7 Deadly WisconSINS

If you’re from Wisconsin, have ever been to Wisconsin, or know someone from Wisconsin, you get it.

GLUTTONY: “That’s too many cheese curds,” – said no one from Wisconsin ever.

PRIDE: Win: We are the best to ever play the game. Loss: The refs sucked.

GREED: In Wisconsin, garage sales are a competitive sport.

ENVY: We keep our friends close, and our friends with season tickets closer.

SLOTH: We do not nap. We just rest our eyes.

LUST: Set a Bloody Mary down in front of me. Take a picture.

WRATH: Oh no, we’re not upset. It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything is FINE.

The 7 deadly WisconSINS are printed on an ultra-soft t-shirt made of 100% cotton.